January 20, 2009
Mamacita has a long, cool, post full of fun Inauguration Trivia at  Scheiss Weekly
Oh, and prayers for Ted Kennedy, who seems to have suffered a seizure during the Inaugural Luncheon.
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- The Rev. Joseph Lowery
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You tell me, doesn't it look like they made Mr. Obama a little...well...what's the appropriate word here? It doesn't look like him, right? Right? Am I imagining this??
It just seems beyond bizarre.
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Bear leaped into bed with me this morning and said "Happy Inauguration Day!!" As though it was a special holiday. And, I guess, it is.
I was talking to a friend this morning and neither of us could remember being this excited about an incoming president in our lives. Like her, I tell myself I'm being a sentimental fool - and then decide, there's nothing wrong with that. Especially not today.
"Much has been given us, and much will rightfully be expected from us. We have duties to others and duties to ourselves; and we can shirk neither."
- Theodore Roosevelt, Saturday, March 4, 1905, second Inaugural Address.
The Mall has been full since 9AM, with children holding their little plastic periscopes for a glimpse of the new president. Bear and I have the recorder whirring and we're watching every moment.
It feels like the world is changing, right beneath our feet.
It feels good.
"We face the arduous days that lie before us in the warm courage of the national unity; with the clear consciousness of seeking old and precious moral values; with the clean satisfaction that comes from the stern performance of duty by old and young alike. We aim at the assurance of a rounded and permanent national life.
We do not distrust the future of essential democracy. The people of the United States have not failed. In their need they have registered a mandate that they want direct, vigorous action. They have asked for discipline and direction under leadership. They have made me the present instrument of their wishes. In the spirit of the gift I take it.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt, March 4, 1933, first Inaugural Address.
"The American people stand firm in the faith which has inspired this Nation from the beginning. We believe that all men have a right to equal justice under law and equal opportunity to share in the common good. We believe that all men have a right to freedom of thought and expression. We believe that all men are created equal because they are created in the image of God.
From this faith we will not be moved."
- Harry Truman, January 20, 1949, Inaugural Address.
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January 15, 2009
"Yeah! Everyone survived. It's amazing."
Little voice from the back of the van: What plane?
"The captain made a once-in-a-lifetime landing."
"I know - amazing, right?"
"And made sure everyone got off before he did..."
"There's a true gentleman for you..."
Voice from the back of the van: What captain?
"He was flying a plane that crashed."
"And he made a landing in the Hudson river, and everyone got saved."
"Then the ferry towed the plane and docked it."
"Are you kidding me?"
"True story."
Demanding voice from the back of the van: Why did it crash?
"I didn't hear."
"A bird hit it, I think. Uh, they said two birds."
"Seriously? Because here I am thinking, don't they make planes bird-proof? Hello! Hasn't anyone noticed? Birds live where planes go! How hard could this be? A screen in front of the engine... Maybe some barbed wire or something? This seems like a basic safety strategy."
"When I think of all the planes we've been on, never knowing that a seagull span us up and *poof* - it's all kinda flimsy, right?"
Demanding voice from the back of the van: A BIRD? What kind of bird? Are you telling me that you want me to go on a plane, BY MYSELF, to see Nana and a BIRD could make it crash from the sky?!? Just any old bird?!
"OK, not any old bird."
"It would probably have to be a big bird."
Outraged and loud voice from the back of the van: THEY KILLED BIG BIRD?!
"No, NO honey. A big bird - in size. Like a fat ol' duck."
"Or goose. Man, those things are evil."
"In this case, two of them, simultaneously."
"Two geese. Or two ducks. At the same time."
"Probably migrating."
"Or suicide pact. One of each, you know. And no one understands them"
"So they went out large, you know? Made a statement."
Hysterical voice from the back of the van: STOP TALKING ABOUT CRASHED PLANES, PLEASE!
"Sorry, honey. Of course we will."
"Sure."
(In a soft voice) "Interspecies dating, you know? It's still the hidden taboo of the avian world. And avion, for the matter."
"I know. Can you imagine? To down a jetliner into the Hudson, in winter, for love?"
"Kinda romantic."
"In a Romeo + Juliet kinda way. Only, you know, with beaks."
"And webbed feet."
Some random shouting kid in my car: I MEAN IT!
*pause*
"It's just no good. They'll never let us be together...."
"Hold me, Frank..."
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