December 11, 2008
Look Out, Below!
Chipping away at the stylesheets and the templates has gotten me close to my current idea for the New Layout - but not quite. And now the code is so cluttered that each tweak sets off a Butterfly Effect.
Ick.
For the next 3 days I will be blowing it all away and starting with clean code. The problem? My Apple-Indigenous coding software previews nothing like what it ends up looking on my screen. So this may be one giant leap for Elizabeth - and one bad, long, strange trip for her blog.
Stay tuned. Prayer is appreciated. Also? Chocolate.
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October 21, 2008
Pardon Our Dust
While I was on hiatus (siesta, whatever), I realized that this site gets steady traffic from a couple of certain searches. I told myself if I found the time, I would do an overhaul at some point to make the archives easier to navigate and the layout clearer to understand.
And? I have begun.
Things may look wonky around here for a little bit - I still do all this myself, frightening enough.
(This is where I warn you to 'be afraid'.... in a spooky voice.)
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LOVE the pumpkin picture of Bear. Is that this year's???
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September 29, 2008
Interlude
You know what you need when life's gone to pot?
Music. And I've been finding the kind of joy that you have to hum out loud all over the place lately.
So, without further ado.... I would like to thank:
1. Albert Collins. For his uncredited brilliance in 'Adventures in Babysitting'. He manages to steal the show from Vincent D'Onofrio (as Thor!) and Bradley Whitford (and his actual Camaro) with an itchy, echoing blues riff and the refrain "And the girl's probably dead! Yes, it's so haaaard, babysitting these guys..."
2. Yo-Yo Ma. They say he did every take of the Bach Cello Suite No.1 live when he filmed the "Noël" episode on The West Wing. Holy crap. That's all I can say, dude.
3. Harry Belafonte. Sure, sure, his "The World Turns Around" at the end of his Muppets Show episode will make you get all misty. But for me, the brilliance is in the "Banana Boat" song as he gets constantly interrupted by incompetent Muppets and just keeps going with this caramel voice that forces your ass to dance even if the rest of you isn't in the mood. (His reaction to the delivery of eggplants instead of bananas is classic.)
4. Kristen Chenoweth. When she belted "Hopelessly Devoted to You" in Pushing Daisies? I Totally had to go load the entire "Grease" soundtrack into my iTunes. Damn you, Kristen, for making Olivia sound like a wannabe!
5. Hugh Laurie. Actually, it might not have actually been Hugh Laurie. I mean, the guy's a talented musician, I think, but I don't wanna give credit where credit ain't due. So, uh, Hugh Laurie The Commodores. For the opening licks of "Slippery When Wet", which were so brilliantly air-guitared on an episode of House, M.D.
Honorable Mention: The canceled Carpoolers, which I never saw - but has some of the funniest YouTube musical moments around (I DARE you not to laugh as they On*Star the lyrics to "Come on Eileen"!)
Honorable Mention: Matthew Broderick, for lip-synching his way through Ferris Bueller's "Danke Schoen" so beautifully that when Wayne Newton actually sings it, I wonder what he's doing with Bueller's song.
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I totally love that song in Adventures in Babysitting. That was what first totally turned me onto the blues! LOVE IT!
Posted by: MamaChris at September 29, 2008 02:10 AM (tEZX5)
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Welcome back. I missed you.
Posted by: caltechgirl at September 29, 2008 06:25 PM (IfXtw)
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I've missed you bunches.
We recently bought a Suburban that has OnStar. Since it's not new (but new to us) it's not active. When I asked my husband if it would even be worth paying for he said "well, if we had it we could always ask for the lyrics to Come On Eileen."
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I know. I KNOW! Totally with that Carpooling scene. Talk about a show MADE for YouTube (never even knew it existed before)
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July 22, 2008
Hate 'Em
I frigging hate National City Bank.
If it was just that their management was a bunch of rude, unhelpful, overcharging, bureaucratic asses - I think I would actually suck it up. You know, I was with that bank when it was MidTown, then MidAmerica. We got history. I know the way to all the branches.
But they have just consistently screwed with me and my money since they took over this spring. So I opened accounts over at Bank of America and planned to go in this morning and shut down National City once and for all.
As a final 'Fuck You' to me, this morning they hit me with a slew of fees including, and this is my favorite, a couple of BOUNCE ones (at $34/each) AHEAD of any charges actually hitting the account.
Now I gotta go in, and smack that shit off my record and get my virtual money back. Oh, yeah. WAY to make me feel warm and fuzzy about leaving you.
And if we lived together? I would SO throw your furniture and Zeppelin CD's onto the lawn.
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If there is a local or small bank option, I would take it. Otherwise, it will be more of the same with B ofA.
Posted by: rose at July 22, 2008 03:07 AM (8Bu/A)
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I've heard really bad things about BoA as well. I'm with Rose--go local. I've lived in PA for eight years, but we still use a credit union in MN as our main account.
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OK, now I am totally nervous about this new account. And I was digging the BofA ATM that scans in teh checks!!!
I have a credit union account already - but I don't know if they do debit cards....
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March 30, 2008
RSS Help Needed, Will Work for Food
To folks who read the Corporate Mommy via RSS, could you let me know of the feed comes in properly?
I am messing with the CSS (yes, again! Deal!) and danged if I can't remember how to get this right so the feed looks nice in whatever bucket you use...
Thank, thanks, thanks. I got some leftover Peeps and a handful of black jellybeans for bribe money.
And a goofy dog who sleeps on feet. But I'm keeping her.
Oh, and ...thanks. I mentioned that, right?
P.S. I have FINALLY created a feeder page of RSS feeds to follow y'all. Anyone got some recommendations for me of blogs I should be following? I'm giddy with RSS power. GIDDY, I say.
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I got a partial feed in Bloglines, so if that's what you're going for--success!
You can keep the black jellybeans though. Plenty of those around here. I'd happily take the dog!
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February 27, 2008
Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman
Separately, I rarely have any use for them.
Together? They make me laugh my lips off. (Which I totally needed.)
First Sarah informs Jimmy (via music video) that she's um doing Matt Damon.
Then Jimmy (and Josh Groban and Huey and Cameron and Meatloaf and Pat and Brad and Don and freaking Han Solo) inform Sarah that he's um doing Ben Affleck.
Jimmy explains the origin of the whole gag at the beginning of his video.
Despite the beeps these STILL ain't cool for viewing at work!
Off I go to watch them again....
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December 14, 2007
Easy Questions. Dumb Answers.
Everyone who thinks I'm intelligent, savvy, and on the ball... raise your hand.
Not so fast.
Heh.
Off to laugh at myself. And paint the dining room.
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This is reminiscent of the time the first George Bush came in contact with his first UPS scanner.
Politicians need to start doing their own grocery shopping.
Posted by: Socalmom at December 14, 2007 02:55 AM (L3OEm)
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Isn't shameful that our candidates must overthink every single thing that they do while campaigning? One mistake can cause them to become irrelevant... It is a sad state for us all.
Posted by: Becky at December 14, 2007 03:28 AM (U8gb+)
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Umm, I think that was a joke column.
Posted by: Elizabeth at December 14, 2007 05:41 AM (B7YC7)
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It was a satirical column.
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September 21, 2007
August 08, 2007
Help, I broke my blog
In updating the blog, I broke my (2.6) MT Individual Archives. My Sidebar is floating somewhere in the Ukraine.
Clear here to see what I mean....
I will offer a reward to anyone who can help. I did save the working version, and I did restore it, and.... in a major WTF moment realized - even the original code template was having a hanging chad sidebar. I have added and subtracted div's, read over a dozen help files and message boards, and I am beyond stumped.
I have dropped about 40 hours, no not kidding, over the past week trying to fix this. I'm so frustrated that I actually started to cry last night.
Thanks.
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Yikes. Wish I could help, but usually get myself in deeper and have to beg help from someone else. Good luck!
Posted by: sue at August 09, 2007 05:10 AM (WbfZD)
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Also (in case no one has mentioned this yet) all comments are appearing on my feed reader all of a sudden, listed like a blog post except with Comment in the title (I use Google Reader). This just started happening about 2 posts ago. Good luck!
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your sidebar looks ok in FireFox right now. Let me take a look at your page source and see if there's anything egregious, otherwise I'd need to get into your templates.... email me!
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July 17, 2007
Out of the blue
No one ever gets to see my favorite side of him....
Me: Oh, and I bought a Chinese Algae Eater for the tank.
CD: A Chinese Algae Eater?
Me: That's what the woman called it...
CD: How will all the other fish communicate with it?
Me: Wha...
CD: I mean, did you buy a translator fish to go with it?
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Posted by: caltechgirl at July 17, 2007 12:22 PM (qPLLC)
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Totally a conversation that would take place here.
Posted by: Angela Giles Klocke at July 18, 2007 01:25 AM (1pfPW)
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That Bear is the funniest kid!
Posted by: Grace at July 18, 2007 05:05 AM (L058b)
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That's hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
Posted by: Janie at July 18, 2007 02:10 PM (0Deyj)
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Nice, isn't it, to have a "dissolve into giggles" moment to break up the tension?
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May 24, 2007
A Quote
“I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker.
I don't live on Starship NCC-1701 or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening.
I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence.
I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!”
I've been wrestling demons, in hot gusts of wind. And thinking about personas and people and who I really am.
Then this quote came along and made me laugh iced tea out my nose.
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I've missed you--so glad to see you back! And please know there's support for you here as you wrestle those demons. . .
Posted by: coquette at May 24, 2007 02:28 PM (4OTNP)
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LOL Thank you for the laugh tonight. I needed it more than you know.
I've missed you and wanted to see if everything was ok - but I always seem to chicken out and ask when I see you online. I love love love the new banner!
Posted by: Michele at May 24, 2007 03:23 PM (fcaMV)
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Very glad to see you back. I hope things get better soon.
Posted by: mom2waihd at May 26, 2007 09:09 AM (UavIg)
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Good to see you back! And thanks for the quote ... I needed that.
Posted by: Ruth at May 28, 2007 03:42 PM (1pGHA)
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Welcome back, m'dear, for however long it lasts...
Posted by: Stacy at May 30, 2007 11:25 AM (0ya0A)
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No kidding!
Good to see you again! Looking forward to more -- whenever you feel like it.
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December 22, 2006
Number 18
I have 17 posts, written and dying in limbo.
I hate them all.
There are a few twists of words. A couple of simple setences that maybe, I would keep.
The rest is crap. I couldn't post it.
I hovered over the button, but in the end... no.
This is the longest spell of writer's block I have ever suffered.
I'm starting to hate myself.
I remember once, my dad got real sick. He's a runner, marathons. And for a while he could barely get out of bed. He got better, and angrier. Finally, he dragged on his shorts. Pushed himself out the front door and began shuffling down the driveway. I thought, there goes my dad - he's fucking nuts.
An hour later, he returned. White, coughing, happier.
My days are growing heavier. I need to run. Or at least walk.
I don't miss my old job. God, I miss my old co-workers, but I don't miss the pressure, the thud-thump of the adreneline in my ears, the ever-so-polite arguments between colleagues. Vicious and bloody under calm respectful tones.
"You're going to cost us a million five with this frigging attitude, just get the machines out the door..." but you really say "I hear what you're saying, but I have to say from my side of the project it looks like an expensive delay."
Gritted teeth, gone.
Now we sit by the light of the dining room window and practice "C'c" until he can't, anymore. Opening on the right, swirl and stop. Cat. Car. Clementine. Caveat. Cliff. Cook.
He writes, and writes. Stops and starts. Maze books and practice pads.
He writes, why can't I?
We bounce on the new bed. Giggle and dance. We sing Frosty, and make up our lyrics.
I don't miss my old job. I miss the hours in front of the keyboard. The window open, behind all that work. The one I would slip back to, with my thoughts.
Now, when I ease behind my keyboard, he looks at me from the chair. He's watching Handy Manny or something else with animated figures who are not his mom. He looks at me, jealous. I nod back, push away from the desk.
[delete]
It doesn't matter.
Damn it.
Last night was the longest night of the year. The deepest dark. Just a couple of weeks ago, we celebrated the first Sunday in Yule with as many traditional Icelandic parts that I could muster.
Translated recipes from Metric. Reserved marzipan cake.
Why is it so much easier to do for someone else when you won't for yourself?
So I sat him on the couch.
"I need to go for a run..." I said. "I mean, I need to write. The housework and Bear's lessons and having my computer in the middle of the house where I feel like I am actually sitting on some kind of family landing strip... I can't write. It's never quiet. And if I make it quiet, that means putting Bear in front of a TV even more than we let him now, which I can't do..."
"But you wanted your computer in the den, you had me..."
"I know," I whispered, miserable, unable to explain.
"So what do we do?" he asks, looking at me.
And so we decided to move my computer back into the guest room. And to carve out some time every day. And I woke up this morning to the dishes humming, and the laundry spinning. Stood all weepy in my kitchen, thankful for his gift of trying to understand.
I never did, with my dad. Through the rain, the snow, the pain. He never stopped. Some days he had great time. Some days he wandered off his usual path for an extra hour.
I would watch him walk, huffing, back up the driveway. Stop before the door, soaked in sweat, bent over, stretching.
At peace.
I picked up my first journal when I was 13 years old.
And since, have never put it down for more than a few days.
Somehow, the words will come back.
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I know it means little, but I am very impressed with your intense perogative. I wish I could afford myself the same freedom. good luck! I'm rooting for you!
Posted by: Amanda at December 22, 2006 12:46 PM (bnJkJ)
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I am so glad to see you post again - I hope you find your way. Moving the computer out of the maelstrom seems a good move - looking forward to hearing any and all you have to say in 2007. I love your writing!
Posted by: Susie H at December 22, 2006 11:20 PM (EpJek)
Posted by: Angela Giles Klocke at December 24, 2006 09:05 AM (BYB4j)
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Welcome back! It's good to see you writing again. For each day writer's block has you in it's ugly grip, the harder it is to shake free.
Just write. Even if it's crap, just write. About anything. I have countless notebooks filled with crap that I won't ever let anyone see, but it's that crap that brings the good stuff back. The more you write, the easier it is to shake off the smothering, wet, stinking blanket of writer's block.
Posted by: Jenn at December 26, 2006 04:14 AM (pJKcZ)
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Powerful. I can hear you struggling, but there is power in the struggle. Keep at it. It will come back.
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April 14, 2006
Going To Hell
I never understood Lent.
Being brought up East-coast Episcopalian, complete with a clapboard church with a steeple, Lent wasn't something that ever sunk into my world.
The most I ever noticed it was when I would ask my pastor, a couple of weeks before Easter, why there were no flowers in the church. A couple of years later, I would wonder again and because I'm so thick around the head, I would ask again.
The answer never "took".
There I was, 17 and in my first year of college. And I had a professor teaching something about Lent. How it is considered '40 days" because we don't count the Sundays.
I burst out laughing. *ahem* Sorry.
This was the kind of skewed-up counting that made "On the 3rd Day He Rose Again" such a big pill to swallow.
Like I don't have a hard enough time with regular Math, I gotta learn Religious Math?
I've been Christian since I can remember. Don't get me wrong. I love Jesus.
But some doctrine just sends me right around the bend.
And giving up chocolate for any 40 days of my life ain't gonna happen.
I've reconciled myself to the possibility that I am taking a bag of Cadbury Bars with me to Hell.
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I DID give up chocolate, and I am counting down the hours.
Posted by: abogada at April 14, 2006 03:19 AM (c+3Q4)
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That's too funny.
As someone who sees lies, all I can say about religion is people lie today, they lied yesterday -- and we'll never really know what the truth was "back then". I don't buy much of it, that's for sure -- and I've accepted if hell it is -- hell I go.
Posted by: Eyes at April 14, 2006 03:23 AM (L67iN)
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Being catholic schooled and raised , I feel a bit guilty today for not attending the 'Stations of The Cross'. I can just imagine Sister Edwards from grade school, giving the antsy, fidgety kids her 'evil eye'. Silly, because I havent been a practicing catholic in years..
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Our family, if we observe Lent (we don't, every year), we don't give anything up. Instead, we take something on. Like, deciding to say one nice thing to a sibling every single day. Or, doing a random act of kindness for someone every day. One year we all ate one more serving of fruits or vegetables than we would ordinarily.
I grew up Episcopalian. My parents converted to Catholicism. My family and I now attend a non denominational church. My husband grew up Baptist and Presbytarian and he doesn't follow the church calendar or many church customs. Hence our approach to Lent.
It works for us and the kids really get into it.
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I gave up chocolate too, which was daft really, as my favourite cycle route takes me past the Cadbury's factory. I've been cycling that way a lot in the past few weeks, for the exquisite torture of dairy milk scented air. I can't wait for tomorrow...
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Why? Why am I being denied the ability to comment? I've been nice!
Posted by: Tammy at April 15, 2006 02:07 PM (M++hX)
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I'm all about the chocolate. I don't celebrate Lent either. I'm Pentecostal and I don't celebrate Easter either. I just can't celebrate a pagan holiday in relation to Jesus.
But I do enjoy Cadbury.
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yeah. I read something about passover not necessarily being just before saturday which makes a difference about the 3 days. Lent. who cares. Presbyterians don't make a fuss except the hymns get depressing. I don't give up anything.
I think they should make things a little better understood too cuz otherwise they're taking us for complete and utter fools.
Which we are not.
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If it's hellbound you are (which I sincerely doubt) I'll meet you there. I'll bring the ice cream.
Posted by: Margi at April 16, 2006 04:13 PM (BRtaN)
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On counting: the Sundays are feast days (when you can eat your chocolate!) so that is why they are not counted.
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March 01, 2006
I need advice... the Laura Project
Dear Laura - DON'T READ THIS!!
Ok, seriously. Stop now.
Is she gone?
Good.
"Never let him watch you put on pantyhose" was one of my favorite pieces of advice from my Grandmother. I was young, and thinking about marrying my boyfriend at the time, and ripe for all kinds of marital advice.
I used to have all sorts of nuggets like that.
But I lost them. Maybe one day while I was sleeping. Stuff seems to fall out of my brain as I get older. Seriously.
Which is monumentally bad timing, because I am compiling a scrapbook for a friend of mine (cough *Laura* cough) (see my most favorrite of her recent posts here) that is getting married. You know, as a bridal shower gift.... pictures of her and her intended, and anecdotes, and especially advice (serious, old-fashioned, or just plain funny) on marriage.
The problem is that in my current space, which is vaguely hopeful and seriously guarded, what with the great brain drain going on ... all that springs to my mind is - "Got Prenup?"
Which, let's be honest, won't look good even if I put it in a nice font and maybe a picture of flowers next to it.
So I am soliciting, begging, pandering for the words here. Please. From those jaded or joyful, religious or not, older, younger, whatever orientation ... I am desperately seeking advice on what makes it work, when you vow it all for life.
And it occurs to me that advice may be helpful to one who already vowed it, long ago.
Yes, me.
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Never, ever, go to bed angry with each other. Things said in anger, in fights, take on different forms if slept on. Positions harden, wounds feel deeper. Stay up all night if you have to, but don't go to bed angry.
Posted by: RP at March 01, 2006 08:49 AM (LlPKh)
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This comes from my father in law, who gave it to me at my rehearsal dinner as I was about to marry his tenth and youngest child. At this point he had been married over fifty years to her mom:
"Yes, Dear." The two most important words you'll ever need in marriage. They can get you through just about anything.
And, he meant the 'just about' part, since they divorced six months later. Perhaps he tired of taking his own advice...
Posted by: ben at March 01, 2006 09:22 AM (M1nT3)
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There are going to be some days when you really don't like living with this person. But it will pass. It doesn't mean they're not the right spouse for you. It just means that it would be really hard living full time with *ANY* human being.
Posted by: Nancy Toby at March 01, 2006 09:31 AM (bnpiQ)
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My favorite piece of advice is a quote from Michael Leunig (an Australian cartoonist): "Love one another and you will be happy, it's as simple - and as difficult - as that".
and from my own life:
Every Sunday morning for the ten years we have been married my Husband has bought me a cup of coffee and a piece of toast as a simple 'breakfast in bed'. During the bad times - and there will be bad times - it's the simple acts like this that have kept us on the rails. We're still very happily married (and actually about to renew our vows!!) but at the end of the day it's not the second honeymoons in Hawaii, the bouquets on my birthday or the big presents that make it work. It's the simple acts like goign to the supermarket to get painkillers when I have a headache, him cooking for a dinner party *I* arranged when I've had to work late - and ten years of coffee and toast in bed that keep you together.
Posted by: Flikka at March 01, 2006 10:26 AM (puvdD)
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I was going to say not to go to bed angry with each also. Another gem of mine is "Laugh once, every day." Laughter heals so many things and creates bonds that can't be broken in the bad times. Laugh with each other, at each other, or other people, but it works.
Posted by: Melissa at March 01, 2006 11:10 AM (RcXdn)
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90% of what you disagree about you will always disagree about. What will keep this from driving you apart (or crazy) is to work to understand how the other person experiences life, and why, and to show him/her how you experience life. That's where you will find middle ground, even when it is impossible to reconcile your differences.
Posted by: Melanie at March 01, 2006 03:14 PM (9t8X+)
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It sounds trite and old fashioned, but I learned to cook for my husband and having a wonderful meal to look forward to most nights has made him a happy, happy man.
Also, my husband and I promised each other that we'd take a honeymoon vacation together every year, no matter what. For one week, the kids stay with relatives and we go off together. Particularly once we had kids with us 7 days a week, that trip has become a hugely important bonding time for us. I recommend that every couple do their damnedest to make annual honeymoons a reality.
Posted by: Lucinda at March 01, 2006 03:25 PM (OPvIN)
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Agree early on that "he who cares the most, does it." My husband has done all of the vacuuming and dusting for the past 22 years because I don't care if we have dust bunnies the size of a buick and he does. I hate clutter and dishes in the sink so that is what I do. It isn't always even but it does make life easier.
Posted by: Erika at March 02, 2006 01:14 AM (FKhq0)
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My husband refuses to engage when I am angry. I'll huff and puff about an issue and he'll say something funny and then we'll both laugh and then work on the issue together without the anger. I'm amazed at how he does this. Also, he does at least 50% of the cleaning around the house - and always has. I have never, ever considered that to be my responsibility alone.
Posted by: jill at March 02, 2006 01:35 AM (mPnaW)
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Only one of you can be crazy at a time.
Posted by: cc at March 02, 2006 03:58 AM (O2Ovh)
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When I was engaged, I heard two pieces of advice I never forgot: "Marriage is never 50/50 - it's usually lopsided and sometimes for quite a while".
And: "Let the little things go".
Posted by: Mia at March 02, 2006 04:23 AM (XrKvd)
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Wuv... Twoo wuv...
Ok, I won't go there. I'll just answer the question.
My only advice is when you have an argument, and you will argue, promise each other you will see it through. If you go all the way through the argument and get to the other side, it prevents you from running away from a problem. And usually from that problem getting so big it's insurmountable. This works in all relationships but I think it's especially important in a marriage. My now husband and I made that promise to each other when we first moved in together and we've been together more than 13 years. AND it has helped us come through ALOT, still together.
Posted by: cathy at March 02, 2006 05:37 AM (Oq01x)
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I was told Never, absolutely NEVER, say the "D" word (divorce). Even if in the heat of a fight you are thinking it (and you probably will a time or two), don't say it out loud. That's the first thing to get the ball rolling toward separation.
Posted by: MJH at March 02, 2006 07:25 AM (cUJvj)
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Three things:
Fight fair.
Remember that the other person's mood is not always dependent on what YOU say or do.
No one can fulfill all the emotional needs of another person. To ask that of someone else is just unfair and you'll be setting yourself up for disappointment.
Posted by: paige at March 02, 2006 11:45 AM (WpUg5)
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my husband tells me this all the time when it comes to our daughter. the same is true for marriage.
pick your battles.
Posted by: becky at March 02, 2006 05:21 PM (24qw7)
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The first thing that comes to mind for me is not to forget to have fun with each other. In the chaos of being married, don't forget you're also friends. Mine is my best friend. We play, we tease, we have fun. It's not all about just being married. If that makes sense...
Posted by: Angela Giles Klocke at March 03, 2006 01:46 AM (Kx2kz)
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Keep the little kindnesses going whenever you can- getting each other a glass of water, kisses on the forhead when you walk by, etc.
Figure out how you like to fight (if you haven't already) - some people thrive on hashing it all out at once, others like to step away and come back to it. It's a lot easier to 'fight fair' when you know what that means for the both of you.
Take moments to step back and enjoy the good stuff, especially those things that have become routine for you as a family. They're often the sweetest parts of being together, and the easiest to miss.
Posted by: alice at March 03, 2006 02:52 AM (DeROi)
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Love is not a feeling that is bestowed upon you by twinkly little fairies. Love is action. Love is a choice. Love is about being kind instead of being correct. Forgiving instead of righteous. Encouraging instead of fault-finding.
True love is looking at the worst parts of someone's nature. . . and then continuing to look, past the ugliness to the unique beauty and spirit that lies within.
Love is not fair. Love is not easy. Love is not always rewarded with reciprocal behavior.
And yet, to love someone is the closes that we can get to experiencing God.
Posted by: Veeg at March 03, 2006 08:01 AM (gR0r8)
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Talk to each other about your priorities in life. For me, it's
1. My God
2. My Family
3. Food, shelter, and clothing
4. Everything else because the only thing that really matters is 1-3, although health and well being are strong contenders as well.
Sometimes the other priorities like to vie for the top spot, and it's good to refer back to the list every so often for a reality check. In my opinion, mates with contradicting priorities will have a tougher time holding the marriage together.
Posted by: ieatcrayonz at March 03, 2006 05:34 PM (T/CTF)
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Oh, and along the lines of Melanie's comment:
Instead of fighting, learn how to agree to disagree.
Posted by: ieatcrayonz at March 03, 2006 05:36 PM (T/CTF)
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My grandma used to say "The fastest way to the other side of a problem is straight through it."
I always liked that.
Posted by: JustLinda at March 04, 2006 02:22 AM (zrTsU)
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Check out "Solo for Saturday Night Guitar" by Carl Sandburg. : )
Posted by: that girl at March 04, 2006 12:48 PM (oWPp0)
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You, lady, are going to be the one who is wrong sometimes, and you may be dishonest to yourself about it. I've done it. We all have. The one who is being an unreasonable spazz. The one who is trying to win the argument, not solve the problem.
If you can look inside yourself and recognize when you are the one making life difficult, and drop your armor and tell him you recognize your fault and are sorry, he will respect you and love you for it. A good man will prize such honorable behavior.
Some women don't know how to say 'I'm sorry' and 'Thank you,' and they are necessary words in marriage from both parties.
Posted by: lauraw at March 04, 2006 05:06 PM (wZLWV)
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[typing while holding baby]
Remember why you fell in LIKE with each other and be kind.
There is some wonderful advice, here.
Posted by: margi at March 05, 2006 01:21 PM (BRtaN)
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Never insult each other. Never call each other names. Sometimes you want to, but it never helps.
Don't make fun of your spouse in front of other people. It isn't funny, just hurtful.
Laugh lots and often.
Say "I love you" at least once a day, if not many times.
Sometimes, have sex (or make love, however you want to write it) even though you don't really want to. You might discover once you are more involved that you're really glad you did!
Posted by: halloweenlover at March 06, 2006 08:37 AM (cdEd4)
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Remember that the basis for marriage is friendship. Treat each other with the respect you would treat a friend, and be treated BY a friend.
Understanding the other's statements is not always as important as trusting them to be true.
Learn to differentiate between needs and wants. Choose to acknowledge the other's needs. We have no say over what the other needs. We have say over whether we choose to fulfill that need. But the need stands.
Focus on the blooms that *do* open - don't linger too much with the bloom that stays shut. Trust that, given the right conditions, that bloom will open too, at its own time. So enjoy the ones that are already open.
Posted by: marcha at March 07, 2006 04:20 PM (6H3db)
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Pack of dogs kill crocodile!
My mom sent this to me today, and though I usually disregard these "sendalongs" this one had me chuckling out loud....
Sometimes nature is cruel but there is also a beauty in that cruelty.
The crocodile as one of the ultimate predators can fall victim to the
kind of implemented 'team work' strategy which is possible due to the
pack mentality and social structure of canines.
See the attached and remarkable photograph courtesy of Nature Magazine -
but not if you're squeamish!
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February 06, 2006
It's hard to chew when you're biting your tongue
Well, if anyone ever asked my opinion of the Brad/Angelina/Jen situation (which no one did!) based on what little I know (as if I'd ever met this people... riiiight)....
I think that if you commit to someone that they are your only someone, then having a box full of possible replacements or cultivating anyone new to swap out your current partner on the blow of a whistle is wrong.
There, I've said it.
Before lightning strikes, I will admit to the world here and now - I know this tactic because I was once (back in the stone ages) guilty of a form of it. I thought I was happy in a long-distance relationship until I met someone new....
It goes like this: you're in a monogamous relationship, but you meet someone new that you want to be with. So you start a relationship that technically (yes, I mean S-E-X) isn't cheating - but what, as Jennifer Aniston once surmised of Brad, could be called an "emotional affiar".
Of course, your unaware spouse/partner starts to look worse and worse as the new person looks better and more desirable. So one day, out of what will feel like nowhere to the innocent party, you say "look, this isn't working for me anymore. I need my space..."
And just like that - Wham! - 2 hours later you're making hot monkey love over and over with object of your new affections at the Ritz Carlton while your spouse/partner calls up everyone they know in tears, crying "I don't understand....what went wrong?"
And maybe you say, technically - it's all right.
But having been on both sides of this, I say - it's cheating.
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February 01, 2006
It ought to be illegal
So CD and I are watching the Ballroom Championships on Public Television (
shut up, like you weren't) and we're watching the American Smooth Foxtrot and I look at CD and wrinkle my forehead.
That music, I say....
He cocks his head and listens. What?
Oh, God...
What?
It's....
What?!
BON JOVI!!! They turned BON JOVI into foxtrot music. 'It's my life'! Turned into, like... Bubble Music!!
NO!!
YES!!!
TURN THE CHANNEL! QUICK! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!
*mute*
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NO! Tell me they didn't!!
Posted by: Busy Mom at February 02, 2006 03:07 AM (JnTRH)
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That's almost as bad as the time I heard Julio Iglesia sing The Doors' "Break on through to the other side". Horrors I tell you, horrors!
Posted by: Critter's Mom at February 02, 2006 06:16 AM (1EVH8)
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Thank you for making me laugh today! I cannot even imagine.
Posted by: MJH at February 02, 2006 07:39 AM (T/3hM)
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*Screaming, waving my hands in the air and running away*
Why did you tell me that!
Posted by: Soccamom at February 02, 2006 11:44 AM (CuxC8)
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NOOooooo! That just is so wrong! Argh!
Posted by: Tammy at February 04, 2006 01:53 PM (M++hX)
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January 31, 2006
State of the Union
Usually I watch the State of the Union address each year.
But tonight I can't bring myself to do it. Too tired. Too cynical. Too fed up. Too anxious about life as it is.
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Posted by: Anna at January 31, 2006 02:15 PM (LB2Dh)
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Damn, that was tonite, wasn't it?
I was going to make the boys watch it as punishment for fighting earlier. Missed my chance.
We were working on math problems and a report about the Liberty Bell and another report about Jesse Owens. Guess I'll have to read the condensed version online...
Posted by: ben at January 31, 2006 04:15 PM (lZN9i)
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yep, I couldn't handle it. You aren't the only one.
Posted by: Melissa at January 31, 2006 05:38 PM (RcXdn)
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Too busy working. If he actually says anything unexpected, I'll hear it on NPR on the way in to work.
Posted by: laura at February 01, 2006 03:30 AM (FzMzF)
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I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the new look! Very sharp!
((((hugs))))
Posted by: Eyes for Lies at February 01, 2006 04:10 AM (L67iN)
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I couldn't make myself watch, either, and what I've read today only confirms that my decision was the right one.
Posted by: Kimberly at February 01, 2006 02:56 PM (CXd4V)
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Why should anyone voluntarily subject themselves to that idiot of a man? Don't beat yourself up about it. Between him and Canada's recent election. UGGG! It was nice before knowing the possibility of running away to Canada was there. So much for that now. They have their own "Bush" now.
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January 20, 2006
January 19, 2006
Dear Sun
Dear Sun,
Whatever the fine people of Chicago did to piss you off, I think it is high time to forgive them. Not to get snippy on the matter, but I miss you and if I don't see you soon I am going to have a middling sized conniption.
The people of California can suck it up and share you. Frankly, their governor is just a bit to tanned around the brain as it is.
See you soon. Don't worry about calling first. I got some brand new margarita glasses we'll break out once you get here, so just come on over.
Thank you,
Elizabeth
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Yes, California is being selfish keeping the sun. Time for some light. Or hit a tanning bed and fake it!!1
Posted by: Melissa at January 19, 2006 04:58 PM (RcXdn)
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That's the one thing I could NOT handle about living anywhere else. The COLD. The SNOW. The heavy RAIN. And not seeing the sun for days on end. I would HAVE to get me one of those daylight lamps. Brrr....Hope you get to see the sun soon!
Posted by: Grace at January 20, 2006 12:41 AM (L058b)
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So you're saying that this lack of sun we're having here is not normal? I was wondering...
Although I'm still not sorry to be here instead of Los Angeles: I heard it was 92 there earlier this month. I have no problem giving that up for some gray and cold!
Posted by: Anna at January 20, 2006 02:41 AM (LB2Dh)
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I am currently in lovely Southern California on a business trip and while the sun is indeed out, I had to scrape the frost off of the rental car windows this morning. With a credit card. Ugh.
Posted by: jacque at January 20, 2006 03:55 AM (f6rEV)
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The line about the governor's brain tan killed me. I'll have to remember that one to use!
Posted by: Tammy at January 20, 2006 05:23 AM (M++hX)
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Having gone to college & grad school in Chicagoland, I have to say I don't miss that. Not one bit. Hope you get one of the rare sunny winter day soon! (Until then, I found full-spectrum lights to help me at least pretend it was sunny.
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Posted by: beth at January 20, 2006 08:13 AM (BuBkx)
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