Usually I watch the State of the Union address each year.

But tonight I can't bring myself to do it. Too tired. Too cynical. Too fed up. Too anxious about life as it is.

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Dear Sun,

Whatever the fine people of Chicago did to piss you off, I think it is high time to forgive them. Not to get snippy on the matter, but I miss you and if I don't see you soon I am going to have a middling sized conniption.

The people of California can suck it up and share you. Frankly, their governor is just a bit to tanned around the brain as it is.

See you soon. Don't worry about calling first. I got some brand new margarita glasses we'll break out once you get here, so just come on over.

Thank you,
Elizabeth

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1 Yes, California is being selfish keeping the sun. Time for some light. Or hit a tanning bed and fake it!!1

Posted by: Melissa at January 19, 2006 04:58 PM (RcXdn)

2 That's the one thing I could NOT handle about living anywhere else. The COLD. The SNOW. The heavy RAIN. And not seeing the sun for days on end. I would HAVE to get me one of those daylight lamps. Brrr....Hope you get to see the sun soon!

Posted by: Grace at January 20, 2006 12:41 AM (L058b)

3 So you're saying that this lack of sun we're having here is not normal? I was wondering... Although I'm still not sorry to be here instead of Los Angeles: I heard it was 92 there earlier this month. I have no problem giving that up for some gray and cold!

Posted by: Anna at January 20, 2006 02:41 AM (LB2Dh)

4 I am currently in lovely Southern California on a business trip and while the sun is indeed out, I had to scrape the frost off of the rental car windows this morning. With a credit card. Ugh.

Posted by: jacque at January 20, 2006 03:55 AM (f6rEV)

5 The line about the governor's brain tan killed me. I'll have to remember that one to use!

Posted by: Tammy at January 20, 2006 05:23 AM (M++hX)

6 Having gone to college & grad school in Chicagoland, I have to say I don't miss that. Not one bit. Hope you get one of the rare sunny winter day soon! (Until then, I found full-spectrum lights to help me at least pretend it was sunny. )

Posted by: beth at January 20, 2006 08:13 AM (BuBkx)

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OK, so they confirmed the world's most watched uterus is, indeed, occupied .

There's isn't a single punch line I can come up with here that's even remotely tasteful. Seriously. I got like, a million, or so that come flying into my mind but my mom reads this blog, so... dude. I gotta pass. Even though it's killing me. Aiy-yi-yi.

So I'll just say mazel tov, and leave it at that.

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