April 20, 2006
Birds and Bees
As we were leaving for school this morning, Bear excitedly pointed out two birds 'fighting' on the front lawn.
"Mommy!" he shouted, pointing.
Now, it should be said that Bear's class has two finches - Batman and Princess Leia - who laid 14 eggs last month. So you'd think... but, no.
"Uh, honey... they aren't fighting..." I murmured, hustling him into the van.
"Well, they're being loud!" He complained. "And the big bird isn't showing respect!"
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Please, oh please, can we somehow arrange for Bear to marry Girl Terror?
Posted by: Tammy at April 20, 2006 04:31 AM (M++hX)
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"big bird is showing no respect" lmao that is priceless
Posted by: johnny steel at April 20, 2006 06:32 AM (w26Tt)
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OMG! That is hilarious. Out of the mouths of babes.
Posted by: Critter's Mom at April 20, 2006 06:33 AM (tmjQK)
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Well, you never know, the Big Bird may still call her.
Posted by: RP at April 20, 2006 07:04 AM (LlPKh)
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Well, maybe the little bird likes it rough... who's to say what really goes on between the bird-sheets???
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Not so unlike real life, unfortunately...
Posted by: Lucinda at April 27, 2006 12:31 PM (OPvIN)
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Humanity
I've been running around the last few weeks volunteering for anything I see.
Which is how I am going to spend 7 hours on Saturday at a zoo, setting up a charity thing.
Yeah. The zoo. 7 hours.
Clearly, I need medication.
I thought it was the weather. The burst of spring flowers. The warm sunbeams. But I was wrong.
The last 5 years is begining to unwind. Really.
Not the way I expected it to, either.
Not in a few weks of abject misery and then "sproing" ....All Better!
The house is still a wreck. CD is still the only one making attempts at daily dishes or laundry. Bear's lunch is still being made on the fly 5 minutes before we run out of the house. I still watch too much TNT and Lifetime.
On the other hand, Bear and I have had a few adventures now. And each afternoon we run errands. The other day, the high school's drum line was practicing in the park and we pulled over for 20 minutes and listened. That would never have happened before.
The winter coats are at the cleaners. The library books are returned. I've started a new project (for money). I only cry every few days, instead of on the hour. Bear and I are planning to visit 5 states this summer in the Stupendous Mommey-Bear Road Trip.
Last week, I was agonizing to Dee about all the monumental screw-ups I've made since hanging up my laptop.
She cocked her head. "You're just human, Elizabeth," she reminded me.
And that got me. Humanity. Flaws and all. How unexpected.
It's hard to admit, but I really thought that because I was so good at the "Ruler of the Corporate World" thing that it made me somehow... super-competant. Because mistakes there could cost millions of dollars or people's jobs, I lost tolerance for them - especially in myself.
So I had all these superhuman ideas of how I would be as non-working person. Even though the entire world, you, warned me different.
Michele hoped I would find some light - and I think I have. (Unfortunately, it shows up the dirt on my kitchen floor.) But it is here. It is why I could go back to the Cathedral. It is in the daffodils my son picked for me. It is in the lunch I am about to pack for him. And it will follow me as I volunteer at the zoo on Saturday.
Thank you for believing I would find it.
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You don't need medication. I think you've found a natural remedy. Hugs to you.
Posted by: ieatcrayonz at April 20, 2006 03:47 AM (FLJz9)
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You're back! Welcome back to the land of humans, Elizabeth. Let the adventures begin!
Posted by: Tammy at April 20, 2006 04:30 AM (M++hX)
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Elizabeth! Hooray for you! I'm so glad to read this entry. I'm glad to hear that you're relaxing some.
Remember, when you're 95, you won't remember or care that the house was messy. Neither will Bear. You both will remember those dandelions, though.
Keep it up!
Posted by: paige at April 20, 2006 10:26 AM (FnSBj)
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I just hope to God you're writing a book, because that's soooo in the cards for you. Seriously.
Posted by: Lucinda at April 27, 2006 12:33 PM (OPvIN)
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Glad to see you're enjoying some of the stay at home ness things. We've pulled over many a time to watch the local high school band practice. The girls love it.
(Of course me, I'm about to start work again...)
I really do think every once-professional mom thinks that their life at home will be different.
And for those who can afford some serious help, I suppose it is. For the rest of us...it's shocking to find out we're pretty much just like every other stay at home mom out there; trying to get the laundry done, the kid fed, both of you out of the house, and once in awhile pick up enough to see the flooring. It's harder than it looks, that's for sure.
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April 19, 2006
Visit to the Past
OK (I write, as I nibble some MORE chocolate)... so the flip of going to hell is?
No, too easy.
But I did take Bear and CD to the Cathedral for Easter services. I hadn't been back in almost 10 years, since I quit.
I'd forgotten how beautiful the place is. Breathtaking.
It was Bear's first Communion. We practiced on Friday, the whole kaboodle. Time came, we got in line and up we went.
Priest gave Bear the wafer. He forgot to say "Amen", but being such a great kid he did say "Thank You".
He cupped the wafer in his hands all the way back to the pew. Finally, he looked left. Looked right. And nibbled it.
And immediately spit it out.
"Mommy!" Bear announced in a loud whisper. "This thing is NOT yummy!"
I practically laughed the wine out my nose.
CD was a certified angel. He tood Bear out a couple of times as the service drifted on for about an hour and a half. (Bear's internal "We're done" buzzer went off at 45 minutes.) The orchestra, choir, pagentry all entraced him for a bit but then he bagan to squirm mightily.
And when the lady behind us began to sing very loudly and off-key, poor Bear just about lost it. He has an incredible sensistivity for key and pitch -which he does NOT get from us - and CD swooped him out before our favorite red-headed critic actually turned around and said something. (And he would have.)
After services, I gave the guys a 2-cent tour. Secret gardens and passage ways and the elevator to my old office. It was all very nostalgic and somewhat lost in time. I felt detached for most of it, and then suddenly would realize I was misting up.
"Mommy!" Bear asked, marching down a hallway lined with photographs. "Do you know these people?"
"Some," I told him. Pointing out the Bishop, a few priests. Bear reached up and touched the frames and I lifted him into my arms for a hug.
Then we made our way out into the spring drizzle. Back to the car. Back to Dee's for lunch. Back to the now.
Although I will admit a bit of me is still there. Lost in ....
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I think that parts of us are always in our pasts. Just kinda stuck there wondering "what if?" Sometimes it's nice to go back and see where you were and where you are now .. hopefully you'll be able to looking back and see how you've grown and changed since you were a part of the church.
And if you do end up in Hell it'll be nice knowing there's someone else there that I like.
*hug* I hope that some light starts to peek through your fog ... I know sometimes it feels like the sun will never burn it off.
Posted by: Michele at April 19, 2006 10:38 AM (5VGFA)
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The What If's. I know them to well. But sometimes it's nice to visit the past with the present in view. To see what you would have missed.
Posted by: Melissa at April 19, 2006 06:44 PM (RcXdn)
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I am dying laughing over the "not funny"!!!
What a cutie.
Posted by: halloweenlover at April 25, 2006 03:08 AM (cdEd4)
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April 14, 2006
Going To Hell
I never understood Lent.
Being brought up East-coast Episcopalian, complete with a clapboard church with a steeple, Lent wasn't something that ever sunk into my world.
The most I ever noticed it was when I would ask my pastor, a couple of weeks before Easter, why there were no flowers in the church. A couple of years later, I would wonder again and because I'm so thick around the head, I would ask again.
The answer never "took".
There I was, 17 and in my first year of college. And I had a professor teaching something about Lent. How it is considered '40 days" because we don't count the Sundays.
I burst out laughing. *ahem* Sorry.
This was the kind of skewed-up counting that made "On the 3rd Day He Rose Again" such a big pill to swallow.
Like I don't have a hard enough time with regular Math, I gotta learn Religious Math?
I've been Christian since I can remember. Don't get me wrong. I love Jesus.
But some doctrine just sends me right around the bend.
And giving up chocolate for any 40 days of my life ain't gonna happen.
I've reconciled myself to the possibility that I am taking a bag of Cadbury Bars with me to Hell.
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I DID give up chocolate, and I am counting down the hours.
Posted by: abogada at April 14, 2006 03:19 AM (c+3Q4)
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That's too funny.
As someone who sees lies, all I can say about religion is people lie today, they lied yesterday -- and we'll never really know what the truth was "back then". I don't buy much of it, that's for sure -- and I've accepted if hell it is -- hell I go.
Posted by: Eyes at April 14, 2006 03:23 AM (L67iN)
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Being catholic schooled and raised , I feel a bit guilty today for not attending the 'Stations of The Cross'. I can just imagine Sister Edwards from grade school, giving the antsy, fidgety kids her 'evil eye'. Silly, because I havent been a practicing catholic in years..
Posted by: barngoddess at April 14, 2006 07:28 AM (y6n8O)
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Our family, if we observe Lent (we don't, every year), we don't give anything up. Instead, we take something on. Like, deciding to say one nice thing to a sibling every single day. Or, doing a random act of kindness for someone every day. One year we all ate one more serving of fruits or vegetables than we would ordinarily.
I grew up Episcopalian. My parents converted to Catholicism. My family and I now attend a non denominational church. My husband grew up Baptist and Presbytarian and he doesn't follow the church calendar or many church customs. Hence our approach to Lent.
It works for us and the kids really get into it.
Posted by: paige at April 15, 2006 11:28 AM (LkJW2)
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I gave up chocolate too, which was daft really, as my favourite cycle route takes me past the Cadbury's factory. I've been cycling that way a lot in the past few weeks, for the exquisite torture of dairy milk scented air. I can't wait for tomorrow...
Posted by: Anna at April 15, 2006 11:43 AM (6bI5A)
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Why? Why am I being denied the ability to comment? I've been nice!
Posted by: Tammy at April 15, 2006 02:07 PM (M++hX)
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I'm all about the chocolate. I don't celebrate Lent either. I'm Pentecostal and I don't celebrate Easter either. I just can't celebrate a pagan holiday in relation to Jesus.
But I do enjoy Cadbury.
Posted by: Melissa at April 15, 2006 02:37 PM (RcXdn)
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yeah. I read something about passover not necessarily being just before saturday which makes a difference about the 3 days. Lent. who cares. Presbyterians don't make a fuss except the hymns get depressing. I don't give up anything.
I think they should make things a little better understood too cuz otherwise they're taking us for complete and utter fools.
Which we are not.
Posted by: Jeannie at April 16, 2006 02:11 PM (vjpEO)
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If it's hellbound you are (which I sincerely doubt) I'll meet you there. I'll bring the ice cream.
Posted by: Margi at April 16, 2006 04:13 PM (BRtaN)
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On counting: the Sundays are feast days (when you can eat your chocolate!) so that is why they are not counted.
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April 13, 2006
The Permanent BandAid
Note: I want to promise that this is my last "self-absorbed belly-gazing writing about my big change of life and oh, mutant insect bites" posts but, maybe not.
When I was about 13, I went on a month-long kayaking trip with a bunch of other kids to Quebec. It was a freaky and amazing trip, and I still carry the indelible memories.
Like bonking a moose on the antlers with my paddle. The moment I tipped down to ride my first (little) waterfall. A sidetrip to a old mill with a cute (and injured) guy. The look on everyone's faces at my first supper home when I looked at my favorite ham and potato casserole and sheepishly asked for salad because I'd become vegetarian.
But the biggest memory from that trip has to be the mutant insects.
I will never forget the look on my mother's face the first time she saw my back after I got home. I think there were over 100 bites - all red and swollen, like stings.
But the bite that was the worst was actually on my shin.
I got it one of our first days out. We made base camp at the bottom of what was supposed to be a fairly easy river. Good for getting started.
Yeah, ok. Bad maps, inebriated guide. Long story short, we spent most of the first few days portaging, thankyouverymuch. Miles and miles in pairs, carrying our kayaks and packs through brush.
At the end of one of those treks, I remember looking down to see this huge welt in the middle of my shin. At first I thought it was a snake bite that I somehow didn't remember. Nope. Mutant insect.
That bite drove me nearly insane.
Day after day once we found good water. I spent hours in the 1-man kayak with my legs tucked out of reach and I remember being in near tears because I wanted to itch it so bad. And when I would give in to it and strip open the plastic diaper that sealed away my lower body to scratch the thing - it would be so sore that I would actually break down and cry.
It grossed out the other kids, too. We became the bug-spray addicts our parents had always dreamed we'd become.
But too late for my poor, lamented shin.
On our next run into whatever local town we happened to be near, we headed over to a chemist and bought me a box of big huge band aids. The kind you put over bullet wounds - I am so not kidding. That and first aid spray and enough surgical tape to stock a mobile hospital.
And each morning, before we headed out, we'd douse my leg bites in spray and calamine and whatever else was on hand and then wrap it in the band aid. (A guy named Yuval made a great medic, if you got past the white man's 'fro he had going on).
And the thing is, it healed.
Slowly and with lots of little disgusting scabs. But it healed.
And yet, I would still insist on slapping a band aid on it every morning. A pair of keds, my maroon one-piece bathing suit, about 2 gallons of sunscreen, whatever t-shirt was least filthy, a helmet, and a band aid over most of my shin.
I got so in the habit of protecting it that I was scared to stop. Which is strange when I remember how I ignored my back completely at the same time. (And it got absolutely infected, much to my mother's horror.)
And it wasn't until I ran out of them when we were probably at least 50 kilometers from the nearest store that I finally slipped my legs into my kayak one morning without my gauze companion.
I don't know why I thought of that today.
I have been so retreated inside myself for so many weeks.
Even though things are so much better.
Really.
The sun is out. The lilacs are budding. Most days now, I remember to shower and do errands and I'm even starting to track today's date again.
Corner turned, right?
I have offered myself up to a couple of charities. And the library. Andeven started battling Bear's school again - so, yeah. Right?
But I am not sure how to stop reaching for some kind of gauzy buffer each day.
To stop wanting to hide the healing wounds away.
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And you know, these feelings you have are exactly what I am afraid of whenever I think about going back to work.
Posted by: Tammy at April 13, 2006 01:07 PM (M++hX)
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What a beautiful analogy. I am so glad to hear that you are shedding your bandages adn getting out into the world. I'm sure this spring will bring wonderful things into your life.
Posted by: Jennifer at April 13, 2006 04:21 PM (U1pYQ)
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April 11, 2006
I am a rock
My father introduced me to to Simon and Garfunkel when I was knee-high to a tadpole. I knew the words to "59th Street Bridge Song" before I'd learned the Pledge of Allegiance.
You have to admit, them there some damn fine harmonies.
The last few weeks, as the world has thawed and my life has spun around, I've been humming alot of Simon and Garfunkel. I've been remembering pigtails and my mom's dinners and the way my dad would burst through the front door - coat slung over his arm, keys jangling in his pocket.
I've been watching the forsythia bloom in my backyard and remembering the rows of forsythia that bloomed back then. Bright yellow branches in an almost-warm breeze.
How much of love is real? How much of it is wishing it were so? How much of life is a sheer force of will? How come we lose the ability to live in the moment as we grow older?
The birds fight over the straw, the chirp through my open window. Bear and I will look up what kind they are later.
We will rake, and seed. We will cook, side by side. CD will burst through the door, calling out that he's home. I will put on Simon and Garfunkel, and try to get them fed before Karate class. Our life is my son's memories, yet to be.
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That's a lovely sentiment heading into spring!
Posted by: Mia at April 11, 2006 05:58 AM (byBPC)
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I love S&G. They make a nice life soundtrack, don't they?
Posted by: caltechgirl at April 11, 2006 07:13 AM (/vgMZ)
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What a wonderful statement "My life is my child's memories, yet to be." I may borrow that and see what comes out.
Posted by: Tammy at April 12, 2006 08:24 AM (M++hX)
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Elizabeth, I hope it's okay. I linked to you today, and wrote my entry based on your last statement. Thank you again for giving me this perspective.
Posted by: Tammy at April 12, 2006 06:14 PM (M++hX)
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April 03, 2006
Free. Or Cheap.
OK, now that we've turned a corner on my nervous breakdown - time to figure out what's next. So I am offering myself up to the world.
For the next 6 months, I am entitled to Unemployment Benefits. As long as I am able to work (check), willing to work (check) and looking for work (check - there's an executive search firm as part of my severance pounding the pavement on behalf of moi as we speak).
They say (you know, the unknown "them") that it takes someone at my level 6-8 months to get a new job. OK.
In the meantime.
I am solvent, and free. (or Cheap).
Looking for a volunteer or at least charitable gig.
My skills are a mixed bag. Hmm. I am a computer savvy, overeducated, professional project manager, former Episcopal layworker with multi-faith experience, fluent in English (most days) and American Sign Language and a smattering of French and Spanish and Pig Latin.
I have experience with grant writing, proposals, publishing, event organizing, and lug wrenches. Also? I answer phones and do windows.
My availability extends from morning dropoff until it is time to pick up my son from school at 3PM.
I'm looking for a few good ideas.
Anyone?
Anyone?
....Bueller?
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Sounds like a plan. Just start calling places that seem interesting. Almost anyone will take a free pair of hands. Maybe it'll work into a part time $$ situation.....
Posted by: caltechgirl at April 03, 2006 06:19 PM (jOkK0)
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Is there a religiously affiliated hospital near you? They love volunteers and could probably use your Episcopal laywork experience.
Posted by: Alexia at April 04, 2006 03:06 AM (tmjQK)
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Check out craigslist. They have part-time and writing gigs posted all the time. Good luck!
Posted by: northridgemom at April 04, 2006 04:14 AM (llpjA)
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I have some ideas but don't know if it will work out for you.
1. Part time teaching.
2. Editing from home.
3. Translating work if you are fluent enough? I know plenty of law firms who keep looking for good translators.
Posted by: plumpernickel at April 04, 2006 05:10 AM (WM0L0)
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So, this is TOTALLY self-interested, but I'm in the midst of writing a business plan for the small IT consulting company that my husband and I own/run. (Funny how, once you get to a certain point of growth, you develop this pathological need to FORMALIZE things)
I need someone with a good critical eye and some business accumen to bounce stuff off of.
Or you could volunteer at a church or women's shelter or something. If you wanted to be all NOBLE.
Posted by: Veeg at April 04, 2006 05:53 AM (gR0r8)
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Many schools would LOVE help with grant writing--not many people on staff are able to do that, but could use the grant money.
Posted by: Tina at April 04, 2006 07:34 AM (M5o/D)
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The YMCA of Metropolitan Chicago is a great place that always needs help and could benefit from someone with grant experience.
Posted by: Miss Bunny at April 04, 2006 11:46 AM (sFQ1O)
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You definitely sound over qualified to work at McDonalds
Good luck with the search. It sounds like you could fit in anywhere.
Posted by: HElene at April 04, 2006 01:28 PM (C3gFB)
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I work as a mentor for a social venture. Basically I work through an organisation (in my case Social Ventures Australia - so no good to you) that match social ventures up with corporate mentors. Some of these organisations really struggle with the stuff we are used to doing everyday. As part of this I've taught groups how to run meetings, deal with "the big boys", engage pro-bono staff for contracts etc, write minutes you name it. You wouldn't believe how much we have to offer people who've never worked (or dealt with) large corporate organisations.
Upsides: looks great on your resume, get's you out of the house (ans is usually a pretty "dress down" affair so no stress), fantastic for self esteem (this is all stuff you can do backwards), you feel fantastic (and super cluey) and and best of all you meet some fantastic organisations doing some excellent stuff.
Let me go google some ideas for you. I **really** recommend this!
Posted by: Flikka at April 04, 2006 02:52 PM (puvdD)
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Hmmm let's see here -
1. Volunteer at Bear's school
2. Teach computer skills at the local community center or senior center
3. Become an interviewer at the local market research firm *email me I have several in your area
4. Get on the local non-profit listing website and look for companies that need part time admin/comp/contract work.
I could think of more - give me time.
Suz
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Posted by: Mia at April 06, 2006 08:25 AM (szdHQ)
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It's too bad you are not Canadian. I know this great organizatoin that could use a 'you' for a few weeks. A non-profit family resource drop in centre that is always looking for someone with a head for networking and fundraising.
Not only that, they are family friendly, meaning they understand if your little one is ill or just needs mommy at home that day. It's where I started my rebuild. And oddly, it taught me more about myself than five years working for a multinational.
I am sure you will land on your feet.
G.
Posted by: Blue at April 09, 2006 05:23 AM (ayxl3)
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I am brainstorming this very thing, and I haven't even taken the plunge yet to leave work. A lot of the posters here have been there, done that. But I'm keeping up, looking to you for inspiration (no pressure!). That said, I'm sure you'll find your way.
Posted by: claire at April 09, 2006 03:14 PM (jXCyJ)
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Do you know/read Mindy at The Mommy Blog? Your skill set matches up well with hers - she would be a great contact for your search, considering she just did this search a year ago. Email me and I'll hook you two up.
Posted by: Philip at April 10, 2006 11:49 AM (vhWf1)
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I have been blogging in the hope that I come up with some alternative career - writing, but t seems there are PLENTY of good writers out there
. Now I am considering volunteering at the deaf and blind school
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April 01, 2006
Too funny.
It rained here the last couple of nights - along with a thick sprinkling of thunder and lightning. As I came to bed, a particulary loud 'BOOM' shook the house.
From across the hall I heard his small, tired voice; "Mommy?"
"Yes, Bear?"
"Could you please tell God to turn it down? I'm trying to sleep here."
(I guess I'm the last one in the house still scared of thunderstorms, then!)
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How precious is that kid, I ask you??
Peanut is now almost 10 pounds, canyoubelieveit!?
Miss you. xoxo
Posted by: Margi at April 01, 2006 02:58 PM (BRtaN)
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This is why I LOVE kids! I was laughing so hard I almost spit my coffee out!!!! Precious!
Posted by: MICHAEL MANNING at April 02, 2006 03:59 AM (Ad+gU)
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Honestly it doesn't get much sweeter than that
Posted by: Helene at April 03, 2006 02:27 PM (C3gFB)
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Thank you for the smile.
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