January 11, 2006
Angelina's Uterus
OK, so they confirmed the world's most watched uterus is, indeed,
occupied .
There's isn't a single punch line I can come up with here that's even remotely tasteful. Seriously. I got like, a million, or so that come flying into my mind but my mom reads this blog, so... dude. I gotta pass. Even though it's killing me. Aiy-yi-yi.
So I'll just say mazel tov, and leave it at that.
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Can you believe how terrible they were at keeping their relationship secret?
Regardless, that's going to be one HOT kid. I'm going to go turn myself into the police now - for making that statement.
Posted by: ieatcrayonz at January 11, 2006 03:36 PM (T/CTF)
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Sometimes the jokes just write themselves....
Posted by: caltechgirl at January 11, 2006 04:40 PM (uI/79)
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All I can say is EWWWW. They deserve each other, really.
Posted by: Melissa at January 11, 2006 06:41 PM (RcXdn)
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Delurking here in honor of "delurking week". Found you through the sock girl and have been pulling for you ever since! Good luck with the remaining 29 days!
Posted by: jacque at January 12, 2006 08:22 AM (DQjJA)
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Yeah, I put a post up (stolen from Borowitz) about how People Magazine took one look at the ultrasound and declared it "World's Most Beautiful Fetus"
Then I was surfing and another gossip site has them with TWINS. God help us...
Posted by: ben at January 12, 2006 04:28 PM (m/+G7)
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Well. You know. Lives of the rich, famous, and way too good looking. All that jazz.
So, how long do y'all think the relationship will last?
That kid will grow up to write a best-selling autobiography.
Posted by: laura at January 16, 2006 11:56 AM (FzMzF)
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