Corporate Mommy

August 21, 2005

He's a Breast Man

Me and the Bear are hanging out tonight. Other than a long trip to the town zero-depth water park, zippedee has gotten done today. CD's off at some work emergency.

Curled up on the couch, watching Power Rangers - but not an episode with the mass-murderer in it. And out of nowhere, he sticks his head up my t-shirt and rests his face between my breasts.

At some point, I'm going to wonder what triggered my almost-five-year-old to regress....

Me: Hey, what doing?

Bear: Nothing.

Me: Then why is your head up my shirt?

Bear: Because I like your breasties.

Me: That's nice, sweetie. But your head belongs somewhere else.

Bear: Where?

Me: Anywhere else (rearranging him).

Bear: I miss your milk.

Me: Hmmm?

Bear: When I was a baby, I drank milk from your breasts.

Me: Uh, yes. Yes, you did.

Bear: Why did I have to stop?

Me: You didn't have to, honey. It was just time, and you let me know you were excited to do other things.

Bear: Like what?

Me: Uh, walk?

Bear: Oh. OK. And help pick tomatoes?

Me: Uh, sure. You want to go do that now?

Bear: Yes!

*whew*

Posted by: Elizabeth at 01:59 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 I'm laughing because my five year old (girl) still has a thing for my boobs. Not that long ago she said "Mom, I'm thirsty." I said, "Go get yourself a glass of water." "No, I want milk . . . from your boobs." "Sorry, I'm fresh out."

Posted by: Jessica at August 21, 2005 02:51 PM (OdHvr)

2 ROFLMAO!!! Too cute.

Posted by: Cheryl at August 21, 2005 02:59 PM (xz8OC)

3 That's really sweet...I had to finally tell my six year old that he couldn't touch mine. He liked to softly "squish" them and said they reminded him of pillows...ugh.

Posted by: E at August 21, 2005 03:46 PM (Knn1n)

4 I have no children... but any child under the age of four seems to like to bury their head in my chest. Specially those of the under 1 year old sort. At first I used to get kinda uncomfortable, but my friend's who are mom's would just laugh and say, "better you than me!"

Posted by: suzanne at August 21, 2005 05:18 PM (QerFx)

5 LOL! Alison still refers to my boobs as "milks". In fact, to her, everyone's boobs - including Daddy's nipples - are "milks". I suppose it's a healthy association, although I have had to stop her from talking about my "milks" in public more than once!

Posted by: Jean at August 21, 2005 10:54 PM (cAiLl)

6 oh my gosh... that is a riot. definately one to write in the baby book!

Posted by: nina at August 22, 2005 02:22 AM (46qhZ)

7 I have visions of this conversation in my future.

Posted by: Anna at August 22, 2005 05:15 PM (9JgQF)

8 It's not regression, just nostalgia... He's a sweetie.

Posted by: Mary at August 23, 2005 01:19 PM (fsliW)

9 Girl Terror told me this morning I have nice boobies. Lately they seem to be a focus of hers. She couldn't understand why I told her to stop poking my nipples in the grocery store line-up. She said "But they are sticking out at me!"

Posted by: Tammy at August 24, 2005 04:28 PM (M++hX)

10 Ha, wow. My elder has a breast fetish, but he's never been quite so verbal about it.