I tried last night to create a poll. It was going to be SO impressive. Seriously. I spent my time at ScriptyGoddess; I read readme files until my eyes crossed.
Ergo, the low-tech route.
And the Nominees for Corporate Mommy Celebrity Boyfriend are....
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You expect me to pick ONE of those fine, fine men? If pressed, I'd have to go with either Pierce Brosnan or Harrison Ford. I still remember the first moments of my celebrity crushes on each of them, "It ain't the years, it's the mileage," in Indiana Jones and the very first episode of Remington Steele. I kinda figured that celebrity boyfriend didn't have to be a monogamous sort of thing, but then I've never had one, so what do I know.
Posted by: Kimberly at December 07, 2004 04:57 AM (Ba9x7)
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As long as you don't steal my celebrity boyfriend (John Corbett), all is good. You can't have him. He's mine.
So, my vote is for Colin Firth. Because he's yummy AND British.
Posted by: Cheryl at December 07, 2004 05:25 AM (dr1mo)
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I tried to vote for you, but couldn't figure out how to do it. Is it a secret?
Colin would be my choice...all things British. I remember the crush I had on Patrick McGoohan (hmm, not sure if I spelled that right) for years.
Posted by: Susan at December 07, 2004 06:02 AM (qNSG7)
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Oooh, Number 2. Definitely.
Posted by: B at December 07, 2004 06:05 AM (TQHLW)
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This one is hard:
Harrison Ford will forever be sexy.
Colin Firth... oh my.
But John Cusack? Yes, John Cusack - there's something about the way that man kisses that really melts my butter.
Did I just say "melts my butter"?
Posted by: Terri at December 07, 2004 06:46 AM (LRR15)
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Hugh Jackman!! The guy can dance, act and sing!!
Posted by: Azalea at December 07, 2004 06:53 AM (hRxUm)
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Harry Baby, for me!
Give me Harrison Ford
He is about the only celebrity to EVER make it into my dreams! Oh and the Croc Hunter, too.
I think I find "capable" sexy -- oh so sexy!
Posted by: Fredette at December 07, 2004 07:12 AM (QhI+Z)
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Do I have to choose just one?
If so, I choose John Cusack because he is mysterious, quirky, and cute in a nerdy kind of way and I'm into that...
But, like Cheryl, I recommend John Corbett for celebrity boyfriend. Except for just now realizing that he was two-timing me with Cheryl, he makes me all warm & fuzzy inside!
Posted by: Shannon at December 07, 2004 07:46 AM (WCkg1)
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Ok it is hard to pick just one and none of them even have long hair. But they are all so... Roguish. I think it's a toss up for me between Harrison Ford and Hugh Jackman. Harrison has the panache and Hugh... oooohh that body! Go Wolverine!... decisions decisions.
Posted by: cathy at December 07, 2004 07:59 AM (ZQtwP)
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Pierce Brosnan all the way! And I too, can remember the first time I saw an ad for Remington Steele. That man is just too yummy for words.
Posted by: Tammy at December 07, 2004 10:49 AM (aFeo0)
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If I can't pick Bill (c'mon, you liked him in 'Lost in Translation', right? How about Groundhog Day?) then Harrison Ford.
Where's Sir Sean?
Posted by: ben at December 07, 2004 11:02 AM (cMBPb)
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So hard to choose just one, they are all yummy. I think I'd go with Hugh Jackman though. Mmmm...Wolverine!
Posted by: Jordana at December 07, 2004 11:32 AM (m9mUK)
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Oh... Harrison Ford.
So suave and appears to be oh so human.
Sigh... you know the kind of celeb boyfriend that seems accessable.
Now... for unaccessable make my panties wet kind of dude... Hugh Jackman.
Would take either or both or or or.....
Posted by: Marisa at December 07, 2004 02:45 PM (3GLCU)
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Well, you *know* I vote for Hugh. He is currently my Fantasy Boyfriend, but I'm not the jealous type, so hey--go for it.
I have to say, Hugh is the new Harrison. Cause the Harrison, I did love him until he got all weird and left his wife and started dating skinny girls. Sigh.
I guess my number 2 pick would be John Cusack, cause he was awfully sexy killing that guy with the pen in "Grosse Pointe Blank".
Posted by: Psycho Kitty at December 07, 2004 04:06 PM (lRZ1W)
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Of those listed, I pick Colin! I never had a distinct slant toward the British men, but he definitely does it for me.
And my write-in vote is Michael Vartan. Oh wait, I need him to be my celebrity boyfriend.
Posted by: Laura at December 08, 2004 02:01 AM (zBv2m)
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John Cusack.
Definitely.
That boy can eat crackers in my bed anyday.
Posted by: Helen at December 08, 2004 02:28 AM (qcoRS)
Posted by: Beth at December 08, 2004 04:54 AM (whvdZ)
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I'm going to go ahead, and "let" you have Hugh Jackman, because Colin Firth is Mine all mine!
Of course when you get sick of hugh, we can certainly swap.
Posted by: francesa at December 08, 2004 05:50 AM (/LWWF)
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OK, we have quite a bit in common . . . but you don't have to worry about me stealing your celebrity boyfriend anytime soon! The *only* choice from your list that would always make me smile (LOL) would be Harrison Ford. The rest of them . . . just don't float my boat!
Posted by: Monica C. at December 08, 2004 09:47 AM (8Ff77)
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Hugh Jackman!! Bedroom eyes!!
Posted by: Azalea at December 08, 2004 11:46 AM (hRxUm)
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I'm voting for Harrison, but why isn't Liam Neeson on the list or Vigo Mortenson or Orlando Bloom?
Posted by: Laura at December 09, 2004 02:29 AM (R+HFl)
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Hugh Jackman, but your list is missing Matthew McConaughey.
Posted by: Jazzy at December 09, 2004 03:35 AM (Zk9pu)
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Can I take Bill Murray's spot?
Posted by: Genuine at December 09, 2004 04:08 AM (VCCyY)
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John Cusack!
I like Colin as well, but John is the number one pick for me!
Posted by: Serenity at December 09, 2004 08:19 AM (68bdx)
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I'm torn between John Cusack and Colin Firth both are so very very yummy and I've asked Santa to have either under the Christmas tree wearing nothing but a bow ... but I'll have to go with John Cusack.
Hub understands why I've loved John Cusack ever since I was a wee little girl wishing I was a French foreign exchange student. He will stay up with me till the wee hours of the morning if I happen to catch one of his movies on tv. I guess I did all right with the Hub ... although his crush on John Cusack is beginning to scare me.
Posted by: Michele at December 09, 2004 08:32 AM (9cblf)
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Well that's just fine, Missy. I'll keep the hysterical, deadpan, lounge lizard sexiness of Bill Murray all to myself.
But I'll betcha you didn't know this about Fabu Bill: He co-owns several minor league baseball teams including the Saint Paul Saints. My Bill inspired the Saints to install a hot tub in their home stadium as a seating option! (http://saintsbaseball.com/tickets/specialty/)
As for Colin, Pierce and Hugh - they come from the land of cricket. Ptoeey.
Cusack - cute. Ford - more cute. But edgy? Like Rushmore and Lost in Translation edgy? No.
Baseball spa + edgy + funny = sexy.
That's all I have to say, Corporate Mommy. Hmmph.
Posted by: GraceD at December 09, 2004 03:14 PM (P1gbr)
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You broke Munuvia, and Pixy didn't stop the car, slide your seat back, then give your head a rub with a look of wry amusement on your head even though you had been kicking the back of the seat for the last ten miles?
You know, my parents wouldn't have done that. They'd have stopped the car, smacked me into next week, then told me If I Didn't Stop RIGHT NOW I'd Regret It For As Long As I Lived Which Wouldn't Be For Much Longer.
(I like to think I came out OK.)
Anyhoo--Hugh Jackman.
Posted by: Victor at December 12, 2004 10:51 AM (etHvD)
Posted by: Whitters at December 12, 2004 01:12 PM (lgQ31)
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